I DID have power until about 15 minutes ago. Now, I’ve been reduced to connecting my laptop to my phone for internet like a savage. How are people supposed to survive like this? I am going to let you decide on what I do tonight. I’ve narrowed my choices down to 2 unthinkable options. Each will cause untold misery and–

What do you mean you want option 2? You don’t even wanna read them first?

But… Okay.

Option 2: I will jump out my window… since the doors are blocked by 6-8 inches of dense, heavy, wet snow. I will run around to the generator and send the cords through the old dryer vent to run the modem, router and wireless. Then I will run another cord across the downstairs, up my stairs and across the house to my TV and Cable Box. It would amazing for Hurricane Sandy back in the fall. If I have enough cords, I will power the fridge and freezer… but no guarantees… sacrifices must be made.

(Option 1 was to go to bed and hope that the electricity was on in the morning.)

Wish me luck.